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21st-Feb-2008 03:27 am
Short mock, and more horrifying than stupid, except on the part of the employee.

A couple years ago, my friend went to Taco Bell. At the drive through she ordered a few tacos, or something along those lines. The drive-through order-taker's response?

"Sorry, we can't serve anything with meat today. Our meat hose is clogged."

Needless to say, do not want.
Comments 
27th-Feb-2008 09:31 pm (UTC)
What.... why....
27th-Feb-2008 09:32 pm (UTC)
I don't understand...WHAT is a meat hose if it's not something a bit rude?
28th-Feb-2008 10:51 pm (UTC)
I'm guessing they get the meat that goes into your food on their with a hose. Uhh... that just doesn't sound good at all.
27th-Feb-2008 09:34 pm (UTC)
You know, I always wondered why my dog wouldn't touch Taco Bell meat...
27th-Feb-2008 09:35 pm (UTC)
Oh my...

I think I just threw up a little bit.
27th-Feb-2008 09:35 pm (UTC)
Meat hose: sounds like something from Invader Zim or A nicname for a penis.
28th-Feb-2008 02:53 am (UTC)
Or quite possibly some kind of horrible combination of the two. See ff.n
27th-Feb-2008 09:36 pm (UTC)
i'm naming my band MEAT HOSE.

Edited at 2008-02-27 09:36 pm (UTC)
27th-Feb-2008 09:38 pm (UTC)
...I've never eaten at Taco Bell, and now I never will. D:
27th-Feb-2008 09:48 pm (UTC)
I'm glad I'm a vegetarian!
(Though they might have said it for a bet...)
28th-Feb-2008 02:28 pm (UTC)
I'm glad I'm a vegetarian too... but you just know there's gotta be a bean hose.
27th-Feb-2008 09:56 pm (UTC)
I'm hoping that it was just a joke, but I'm rather happy I have never eaten Taco Bell.
27th-Feb-2008 10:02 pm (UTC)
Taco Bell ex-employee here -- the meat is served in bins. There's no such thing as a 'meat hose' at Taco Bell.

I really worry about that employee......
27th-Feb-2008 10:12 pm (UTC)
Oh that's -so- much better! =)

Phew!
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27th-Feb-2008 10:54 pm (UTC)
BOOBIES!!
27th-Feb-2008 11:17 pm (UTC)
hahahaha wut
27th-Feb-2008 11:28 pm (UTC)
Doesn't see how this is stupid; just more like disgusting.
28th-Feb-2008 01:38 am (UTC)
Stupid to say something like that to a customer, isn't it?
28th-Feb-2008 12:30 am (UTC)
Hahahaa. Yea, there was a Taco Bell Express that I visited about 6 years ago, and that was when I learned that Taco Bell meat is served from handydandy caulk guns w/ tubes connecting to it. :3

Most of the Taco Bells now serve them with a spoon, though. ^^; Probably due to issues like this.

I prefer the meat gun, personally. ):
28th-Feb-2008 01:12 am (UTC)
LOL! Oh God, I'm glad I'm a vegetarian.
28th-Feb-2008 03:24 am (UTC)
oh, grooosssssssss
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