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24th-Jan-2008 11:21 pm
This is a college funny.

I live in a dorm, which means community showers, microwaves, sink, etc.  Not a big problem for me.  I'm over at the sink, washing my dishes, when a girl down the hall comes over with her own dishes.  While she's waiting, she decides to tell me half her life story.  After this, she asks,  "I just had sex last night.  Does that mean I'm still a virgin?"

...After a few seconds of gaping, I found out she was serious, to which I replied, "Yes, yes you are." 

I grabbed my things, went back to my room, and lost it. 
26th-Jan-2008 03:29 am (UTC)
Oh dear.

I can only imagine how insulted the guy would be if he heard that. x[)
26th-Jan-2008 03:34 am (UTC)
that comment made me laugh more than the post itself xD

ps: Naruto for the win :3
26th-Jan-2008 03:36 am (UTC)
oh wow. That made my night.
26th-Jan-2008 08:27 pm (UTC)
Hers, too, I bet! She just found out she can have sex and not lose her virginity.
26th-Jan-2008 03:43 am (UTC)

Wow, I have no words for the utter stupid...
26th-Jan-2008 03:45 am (UTC)
Of course individual results may vary, but I'm pretty sure you're still a virgin for about 72 hours after having sex. This is true for every occurence of intercourse. So, you know, regain your innocence; have sex. < /sarcasm>
26th-Jan-2008 04:53 am (UTC)
Once you lose your virginity, it's gone... so you have to have sex every 72 hours to maintain being a virgin.
26th-Jan-2008 03:49 am (UTC)

I have no words.
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26th-Jan-2008 04:18 am (UTC)
I keep trying! I need to succeed, quick!

She's meeting guys over the internet, and bringing them back to her dorm! Slasher Steve could be prowling in my hallway, and I wouldn't know!!
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26th-Jan-2008 04:22 am (UTC)
Oh I laughed. I laughed hard. Congrats for being COMPLETELY awesome.
26th-Jan-2008 06:44 am (UTC)
"Well, that depends. Was someone else there as well?"
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26th-Jan-2008 09:00 am (UTC)
My first thought, on reading the last sentence ("I grabbed my things, went back to my room, and lost it"): the thing being lost was your virginity.

My second thought: I just lost the game again. Way to go.
28th-Jan-2008 10:16 pm (UTC)
Thanks for that. Dammit.
26th-Jan-2008 01:53 pm (UTC)
At music camp (before this conversation I had thought most of the stupids hadn't bothered to show up), this girl once tried to convince a friend that she was still a virgin.
"See, the first time we gave eachother our virginity... and the second guy was also a virgin, so I got his virginity, and since I've only ever been with virgins, I'm still one, too."
My friend's reply: Revenge of the bodysnatchers... arroo??
26th-Jan-2008 04:58 pm (UTC)
So virginities are like Pokemon?
26th-Jan-2008 02:26 pm (UTC)
Man yet again I wonder how some people get into college.
26th-Jan-2008 07:40 pm (UTC)
By losing their virginity, usually.
26th-Jan-2008 05:55 pm (UTC)
It frightens me that this girl actually got into college.

Your response? Classic. ^____^
26th-Jan-2008 10:00 pm (UTC)
Yeah, she might possibly be the dumbest girl alive. I have another post for here about her too. She made another MTS worthy post today. XD
26th-Jan-2008 07:17 pm (UTC)
My awesome husband's comment:

"Well, did she take it in the ass? 'Cause then she's still a virgin."

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26th-Jan-2008 08:40 pm (UTC)
"Depends. Was he any good?"
29th-Jan-2008 04:01 am (UTC)
My response would have been (after the requisite moments of gaping and speechlessness) an incredulous stare and "NO! WTF"
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