My school administrators loves
to waste money. Every spring they dig up the grass to plant grass seed. They also tore up the sidewalk to put in a new sidewalk two feet over. They tore out the parking lot in front of a building (which was usually always pretty full) to put in a field, then put in a parking lot further away from said building where the field used to be. They decided to send me an e-mail to tell me my e-mail was not working.
So it isn't surprising that the students/faculty are gems, too.
In class, my professor was ranting about how dumb the whole class was because we don't all agree completely with her political views (she worships Al Gore as God) and how we would never
understand anything, etc. During her ranting, as I happen to sit in the front row, I noticed she was wearing two different shoes! Obviously different too; one was a black stiletto-type heel and the other was a dark blue chunky heel. The sweet irony made everything so much better.
Another great moment from a different class:
Prof: And where does cotton come from?
In my computer class, the professor spent at least fifteen minutes telling us how to create and organize folders. One guy was absolutely amazed.
Him: So you can put a folder inside
Him: Can you put two
folders inside one folder?
Prof. Yes. You can make as many as you want.
Him: So you can put more folders inside those other folders?
This went on for quite some time.
My favorite though was my basic math class, the prof didn't even make us do proofs because half the class couldn't understand (we did look at the pictures, though). One girl asks him, "So what's the difference between the word 'and' and the word 'or'?" He draws a picture on the board; she still doesn't get it. The guy who couldn't understand estimating tries to help; still she doesn't understand. For the next five minutes the prof. tries to explain it, until the girl gives up and says "Nevermind."
There's a ton more if anyone cares :p