We were driving to a tournament very early on a Saturday morning, and it was really snowing hard outside. About half of our team was in the van our coach was driving, including myself. All of a sudden, something on the van stopped working and we slid over to the side of the road. We didn't crash or anything, but we were stuck on the side of the road and the van wouldn't start. So Coach decided to call the dad of one of the girls on the team.
She tells him what's going on, and he asks where we are.
Coach: "Well, we're going up, so we must be going north!"
We all boggled at each other, but the conversation went on:
"I don't know what's wrong with it! Here's what it sounds like:"
*holds cell phone up to dashboard while turning key in ignition*
"Can you hear it?"