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I work at mcdonalds. Now as an employee of this great establishment I… 
7th-Dec-2006 11:59 pm
I work at mcdonalds. Now as an employee of this great establishment I see stupid everyday whether it be from fellow coworkers or from customers. This however, took the cake.

me: Hi, how can I help you today?
idiot: I need a cheeseburger happy meal, and a chicken selects meal.
me: would you like the 3 or 5 piece chicken selects meal?
idiot: how many come in the 5 piece?

I was so dumbfounded that I couldn't answer. She ended up ordering the three piece meal because the five piece had too many in it.
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9th-Dec-2006 02:43 am (UTC)
costuemrs Costumers, eh? You work at a McDonald's near a theatre?
9th-Dec-2006 02:50 am (UTC)
Psst! It's 'customers', before you get too badly snarked.
9th-Dec-2006 02:58 am (UTC)
And it should also be "too many", not "to many".
9th-Dec-2006 03:12 am (UTC)
There's been this thing, ALL over the internet, proving that people can still read words if all the letters are mixed up (except the first and last).

That doesn't work if all the letters aren't right. Costumers=/=Customers
9th-Dec-2006 04:12 am (UTC)
Sorry it was just a typo....all fixed now
9th-Dec-2006 04:33 am (UTC) - sorry...
Really? Is that why it still says "costumers"?


Costumers means people who dress up in costumes.

Customers buy things at places that sell things.

Sorry, I'm feeling extra snarky tonight. Please continue to be a good sport. =)
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9th-Dec-2006 06:45 pm (UTC)
The sad part is, I understood that very easily. I guess it all depends on the way you read things. I skim through most words. Which is also the reason I have to re-read a lot of things.
9th-Dec-2006 10:08 pm (UTC)
Oddly enough, I actually got it pretty much right away.
10th-Dec-2006 01:05 am (UTC)
I like your username ;)
9th-Dec-2006 03:43 am (UTC)
as a fellow former McDonalds employee, how about the one where the customer comes up and asks, completely seriously, "What kind of fruit is in the apple pie? And in the cherry?" I could possibly have understood if it had been "What variety of apples/cherries are in the pies?" but "What kind of fruit?" Thankfully I was pregnant enough that my doctor made me quit soon after that.
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9th-Dec-2006 05:15 am (UTC)
.... ewwwww
9th-Dec-2006 03:50 am (UTC)
idiot: how many come in the 5 piece?

Three and a half, obviously!

9th-Dec-2006 03:53 am (UTC)
There's less if we're using metric chicken, but that was yesterday.
9th-Dec-2006 02:29 pm (UTC)
This comment makes me laugh. A lot.
9th-Dec-2006 04:09 am (UTC)
You know, if they allowed employees to wear something other than a mcuniform, I'd work at such a McDonald's.
9th-Dec-2006 04:20 am (UTC)
It's like Tim Allen in the Santa Claus.

Tim: You know how to dial 9-1-1, right?
Kid: ...You dial 911.
9th-Dec-2006 05:09 am (UTC)
I worked at McDonalds this summer and I completely sympathize. One day I was on DT and the lady asked if we had chocolate ice cream. Having only vanilla, I was compelled to answer to that effect, and she said, "Okay, do you have twist, then?"

I'm so glad I quit, that was the most soul-crushing job I will ever have.
9th-Dec-2006 05:16 am (UTC)
Don't jinx yourself >.>
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