‬‬‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‬‬‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮҉Phil Ken Sebbin (shadsdf) wrote in mock_the_stupid,
‬‬‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‬‬‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮҉Phil Ken Sebbin

I have a sister. She's almost 19, in her second year of university, and is working towards a degree in teaching. As she was waiting for a bus an elderly man who had both a staring problem and a severe case of flatulence walked past her, and she attempted to tell me about this on the phone as soon as he left.

"Okay, there was this creepy old guy and he looked Asian.. but now that I think about it he looked more Korean."
"Ash? Korea is IN Asia."
"...shut up."
[she finishes telling the story]
"Maybe you should take a geography course before going in for teaching?"
"I don't even know what that is!"
"You know, telling where shit is. Like Korea is in Asia, and Canada is above the US, and China is NOT in North America?"
"...wait.. we're not in North America, right?"
"Uh. Yes we are!"
"......oh. I thought since we're not in America, then we're not in North America, since we're in Canada.."

At this point she kept trying to justify herself while I fell over laughing.

As backstory, she did indeed ask me last year if China was in Canada, and when I told her no she asked if it was in North America.
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