"Mom, it's not vegan.. it's still fish!"
"No it's not! It's FAKE!"
:| She still doesn't believe me. Did I really come out of this woman?
(And, while mistaking artificial crab meat for a non-meat substance could probably happen, she's had it many times before and my dad even co-owned a crab resturant for three years! She, of all people, should know that it's fish.)