bucketofpuke (bucketofpuke) wrote in mock_the_stupid,
bucketofpuke
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Since when was artificial crab meat vegan? My mom bought me some the other day and asked me why I haven't eaten it, when it's clearly labeled that it's not crab, but fish.

"Mom, it's not vegan.. it's still fish!"
"No it's not! It's FAKE!"

:| She still doesn't believe me. Did I really come out of this woman?

(And, while mistaking artificial crab meat for a non-meat substance could probably happen, she's had it many times before and my dad even co-owned a crab resturant for three years! She, of all people, should know that it's fish.)
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