undulations (undulations) wrote in mock_the_stupid,
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WRONG NUMBER

A guy called my cell phone, asking for "Bob." I explained that he had the wrong number. After hanging up he immediately dialed my number again, got my answering machine, and left this message:

"Hey, Bob, give me a call back, okay? I'm not even sure if this is your cell number. If this isn't your cell phone, call me and tell me what the right number is."

...I hope he realized what he said once he hung up...
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