Me: My grandmother's grandmother was a full-blood native, but I don't know what Nation. It only makes me 1/16 anyway, but it's nice to know.
BF: Does anyone know what Nation? I'm sure someone on that side of your family knows.
Me: Yeah, I could ask my grandma...She moved here from Britain when she was three. What Nations are there over there?
BF: I...What? Seriously?
Me: Yeah, well, it can't be that hard to figure out. It's better than calling her at 11 at night.
BF: But...so exactly how many Native American tribes do you think there are in England?
Me: There can't be that many. I'll have to look it up.
BF: *grins in disbelief*
Me: What? *turns red* Oh...wait, forget I said anything. I'll look in the family tree.
