I'll call her 'Stupid'.
I passed Stupid in the hall today, and I realized that I have some things to post to this community, all starring her.
[Stupid and I are in Math, and I am helping her with her work.]
Me: ...and then you just cross-multiply to get the answer. Do you get it?
Stupid: I think so. Hey, when's your birthday?
Me: March 2nd, why?
Stupid: There are so many people I know having a birthday this year!
(After brief lesson on Napoleon Bonaparte)
Teacher: So does anybody have any questions about the man we just talked about?
Stupid: *raises hand*
Teacher: Yes, Stupid?
Stupid: So, why was he named after icecream?
Teacher: Um... He wasn't.
Stupid: Oh... So was the icecream named after him?
And finally, I give you my favourite memory of my Anthropology/Psychology/Sociology class. It involves Stupid, and another girl, Moron.
Teacher: So today, we'll be discussing Sigmund Freud.
Stupid: Oh, is he the lion tamer?
Moron: He tames tigers, Stupid!
I miss Stupid...