But THIS guy absolutely takes the stupidity cake. We were on a car trip and we stopped at a gas station. Steve went inside to pay for the gas and this conversation ensued:
Steve: Mr. Englishman, who now probably thinks all Americans are mentally disabled.
GSA: Gas Station Attendant
Steve: Yes, I got $x.xx on Pump x.
GSA: Oh....you're not from around here, are you?
Steve: No, I'm not. Ha ha!
GSA: So...where ya from?
GSA: Oh, really? Where'd you learn how to speak English?
Steve: *stunned silence*
Yeah. Granted, we were sort of out in the sticks of Ohio, but COME ON. This guy was obviously dumber than a pile of hair.