tzitzilini (tzitzilini) wrote in mock_the_stupid,
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I swear I'm not making this up.

Several years ago, I dated a guy from England, Steve. He was over in America for a work program at the time. The experience of dating someone from England made me weep for the future of our country. I was routinely asked whether they celebrated the Fourth of July over in England and people also didn't understand why he didn't celebrate Thanksgiving. *facepalm*

But THIS guy absolutely takes the stupidity cake. We were on a car trip and we stopped at a gas station. Steve went inside to pay for the gas and this conversation ensued:

Steve: Mr. Englishman, who now probably thinks all Americans are mentally disabled.
GSA: Gas Station Attendant

Steve: Yes, I got $x.xx on Pump x.
GSA: Oh....you're not from around here, are you?
Steve: No, I'm not. Ha ha!
GSA: So...where ya from?
Steve: England.
GSA: Oh, really? Where'd you learn how to speak English?
Steve: *stunned silence*

Yeah. Granted, we were sort of out in the sticks of Ohio, but COME ON. This guy was obviously dumber than a pile of hair.
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