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Heard at work today.

Lady: ' You can't make different drinks with vodka, right?' *looks at me for validation*
Me: O.o

pigshitpoet
16 Oct 2016, 07:35
There's a reason Microsoft keeps it simple.
microsoft and me, we're not so tight, i agree to terms and it virtually leaves me do what i want, cause wysiwyg!

warning some adult content
BEAUTIFUL QUITTERS
9 Apr 2016, 09:33
Anti-fluoride nutballs
In American towns with untreated water (no fluoride) the children's dental health was consistently better.
BEAUTIFUL QUITTERS
9 Apr 2016, 09:30
Anti-fluoride nutballs
;=)
CleverIrish
5 Nov 2015, 02:55
YouTube - not the wisest place to share your crimes
Thank you so much for assuming that blondes have lower IQs than average. I happen to be a blonde, and my IQ is, in fact, almost MENSA-worthy.

Have a nice Karma backlash, idiot.
32ndjournal
26 Jun 2015, 14:54
"No, I just like watching the pretty moving pictures..."
Only way I can think this is rationally possible is that she's probably dyslexic and can't read as fast to follow through the entire thing.