I'm Pagan and I have a pentacle star that I wear. Well, one person came up to me and saw my necklace. The following ensued:
Silly Person: You're a terrible Jewish person!
Me: *looks around to see if there is anyone else person is referring to* Who me?
Silly Person: Yes, you!
Me: But I'm not Jewish!
Silly Person: Not a good one. You don't have six points on your Star of David!
Me: This is a PENTAcle star. As in it has only five points.
Silly Person: Well that's because you aren't Jewish enough to earn all six points!
Me: But I'm Pagan, not Jewish. There's a difference between the two.
Silly Person: Well no wonder you only get five points. You don't even call yourself a Jew when you clearly are one!
Me: And how, may I ask, did you deduce that I was Jewish?
Silly Person: Because only Jews wear stars. DUH!