September 5th, 2006

cute hat
  • opalcat

Well that's a first...

I've never been called a nigger before. Wow, I feel special:

t3hpwn3r3r3r3r: hi
OpalCat: ?
t3hpwn3r3r3r3r: sup
t3hpwn3r3r3r3r: mts mts mts
OpalCat: wow you're intelligent
t3hpwn3r3r3r3r: wow you're a fucking faggot mod gtfo
t3hpwn3r3r3r3r: fucking nigger

(for the record the userpic is me)
Doug - Smile

Military Mock

I joined the U.S. Army at 17, and by the time my 18th birthday rolled around, I was through training and at a permanent duty station. Unlike most of my peers, I didn't go to the post office to sign up for the selective service program for obvious reasons.

About 8 months after my 18th birthday, I received a letter from the government. Basically, it said 'get your ass to the post office or we're sending you to jail for avoiding military service.'

It was addressed to:

PFC fragbert
194th Armored Brigade
Fort Knox, KY 40121
100%

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Self mock!

Last tuesday I went to a seafood buffet and while I was eating, one of the waitresses came up to me and asked if I wanted a refill, the convo went something like this:

Waitress: Want a refill?
Me: Yes
Waitress: What was your drink
Me: Yes
Waitress: What was it?
Me: Yes
Waitress: What was the drink?
Me: Yes
Waitress: *a bit louder* What was it?
Me: *facepalm* Oh coke...sorry 

I happen to speak rather quietly so I'm used to repeating myself and  having not heard the question and forgetting that I had gotten my own drink initially, the above happened. 
  • Current Mood
    embarrassed embarrassed
Evil owl

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This shouldn't be funny but dear lord how stupid can you get?

I'm watching the News and an item came on about a group of men who are going to court after a Judge decided 'there was a case to answer'. They are up for kidnapping and murder - a body was found in a suitcase in Auckland's Waitemata Harbour (sp?) a few months ago.

Tonight it was revealed how police came to arrest those men and why they had 'a case to answer' -

One of the men's passports was found in the suitcase with the body, and the body itsself was wrapped in monogrammed towels from the hotel the murderers/kidnappers were staying at.</>

Just, wow.