August 28th, 2006

BW kathi
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i have taught my daughter to mock well

My 6 year old daughter was mocking the stupid herself the other day.
There were four boys playing around the block of units we live in, their ages varied from 4 to about 8 or 9. They aren't the most pleasant kids. Damn right little sh*tes if you ask me. My daughter doesn't like them very much, but she had her own fun with them.
I heard my lil miss yell "I'm not *insert her real name here*, I'm Flower. I will go and get *insert her real name here*!!". She came inside, changed her top and took her necklace off.
"What are you doing?" I asked
"I'm pretending I am a twin. My sisters name is Flower" she replied
"Are they believing you?" asked I
"Yes!!" and here she laughed heartily
I over heard the boys talking about the "twins" as if "Flower" was a real person. Seems to me they did believe her. One of the kids lives in this block of units and see's us everyday, surely he should have known better!
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ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD

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I can't believe this hasn't been posted. This appeared in Driving Force, an American show:

Man: There's this survey that says most Americans can't name the first President of the US!
Woman: ...... well, who is it??
Man: You tryin' to be cute?
Woman: No, I wanna know.
Man: It's Lincoln!
tbc

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So, my local newspaper has a 'Question of the Day' column that runs every day. Readers can submit questions and the newspaper staff will do the research and find the answer for them.
The question today:
What constitutes a millionaire?
Answer:
Someone who has a million dollars

...I still can't figure out why they even bothered to answer and then publish it.