July 22nd, 2006


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This comes from Mykel Board's column in this month's Maximum Rocknroll, which refers to the AARP Bulletin from April 2006.

Apparently Judy Lewis, a 68 year old Texan, survived a stroke in December of last year. However, the Social Security Administration pronounced her dead and cancelled her benefits. Her congressman got her checks restored, but the SSA still counts her as deceased. 

Guess that's one way to fix the problem with Social Security...
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Here's some stupidity that I found from FSTDT.

The entire article is pretty...um, excellent, but this is my favorite:

Bob III also inherited a gift for pugnacious rhetoric. In the '60s, he told an interviewer: "A Negro is best when he serves at the table," then quickly added, "I'm not a racist."


Also, the quote of the year for 2005:

One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added by FSTDT]
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This past week, I was at a program at the Douglass Science Institute at Rutgers University. We had a few students from Morocco participating in the program with us. The EPA came to do a presentation for us on one of the days, and they informed one of the people that they might have to speak a little slower, so they could understand them. After their presentation, they decided to go talk to the girls, and this was overheard:

EPA Woman: Yeah, I took Spanish for a bit, but I'm not too good at the South American kind, or I'd try speaking in your language.

Apparently, she didn't know that Morocco was in Africa and that they speak French and/or Arabic there.

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This is from a friend, reposted with permission

I was working at a dollar store and we had a customer buy a bunch of canned fruit, which is .75c a can. Whent the cashier told him that they weren't a dolllar but were only.75c he went off on her. Yelling that we were doing false advertising and finally refusing to pay for them, then storming out. The manager just laughed (he'd come to the register when he heard the shouting) and said we should have just charged him a $1 a can to make him happy.