I went to the pet store with an anonymous friend yesterday.
Anonymous friend: "Check it out. They sell vibrators for cats."
Me: "That's a flashlight."
Anonymous friend: "What? A flashlight for a cat?"
Me: "Um... the cat chases the light."
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- Rosie the fusion welder, Queen of the afterthought (
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