My local grocery store sells half-round cakes. They put them together, frost and decorate them, then slice them in half and put them out for sale. Today, I was in the store perusing the cakes to see what decorations they were doing, and I came across the most unintentionally, hilariously violent cake.
Say you're having a small birthday party for your child, so you pick them up a little cake with a clown on it:
But there's a bit of disturbing imagery here ...
Would your child really want a cake featuring a clown whose FEET HAD BEEN CHOPPED OFF???
Now you have a clown whose blood is running down the side of the cake. (Yeah, his hand got it too, but the feet are off completely; plus, the red frosting makes it look so much gorier...) It makes me wonder if a mob hitman is on the other half of the cake.
The funny thing is, if they had rotated the knife about 1/8 of an inch to the right, they'd have been just fine.
Yes, I bought the cake. I couldn't resist.