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And now for another episode of....How did you get into college??? 
29th-Jan-2008 01:15 pm
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Student: Hi. I need tutoring for my English writing
Me: Ok, well you're in the wrong department, you've got to go to the learning centre
Student: The test centre?
Me: No. The learning centre. It's down inside the library.
Student: Oh at career services?
Me: No. Inside the library. One floor below us.
Student: Oh so on the first floor?
Me: No. We're on the third floor right now. Go to the second floor, go inside the library, walk to the back, and you'll see the learning centre.
Student: Oh ok. So over near the test centre.
Me: Sure. Why not.
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29th-Jan-2008 07:08 pm (UTC)
Me: Sure. Why not.

word for word exactly what i would say then!
29th-Jan-2008 11:37 pm (UTC)
it's good to know i'm not alone.
29th-Jan-2008 07:39 pm (UTC)
Obviously this person also needs help with English comprehension.
29th-Jan-2008 07:48 pm (UTC)
Oh god. I just got a job in the tutoring center at my college. I feel your pain.

At least the really stupid ones are weeded out by not being able to find the place though, eh?
29th-Jan-2008 08:13 pm (UTC)
Out of curiosity, which department are you in?
29th-Jan-2008 11:36 pm (UTC)
the english department....but still, it's her listening skills that don't leave much to be admired.
30th-Jan-2008 02:16 pm (UTC)
The department you're in doesn't make any difference to her stupidity, you clearly said she needed to go to the learning centre. I was just curious. :)
29th-Jan-2008 08:23 pm (UTC)
Student: Hi. I need tutoring for my English writing

And English listening and comprehension.
29th-Jan-2008 08:35 pm (UTC)
;_;

And they let these people into college?
29th-Jan-2008 09:06 pm (UTC)
For some reason, the grade schools don't want to lower their standardized test scores any further than they have been lately.
4th-Feb-2008 02:05 am (UTC)
NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND!

Well, in theory. :P
7th-Feb-2008 06:01 am (UTC)
Mwah. High five for that one!
7th-Feb-2008 06:04 am (UTC)
^_^ Thankee.
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30th-Jan-2008 04:34 am (UTC)
Oh. My. God!

Your icon! I used to watch that movie every single day
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